May 2013
dangstrider:
PEOPLE WHO BUMP THE DESK WHILE YOU’RE DRAWING/WRITING
me: time for bed
stomach: LET'S EAT 15 CHEESEBURGERS WITH ICE CREAM CAKE AND POTATO CHIPS WITH AN ENTIRE TACO BELL ON THE SIDE
brain: HEY REMEMBER ALL THOSE WORRIES, IDEAS, ASPIRATIONS AND OTHER ANXIOUS THOUGHTS WELL NOW YOU DO
muscles: I HURT FOR AN UNEXPLAINED REASON LIKE ARE YOU GROWING DO YOU HAVE A DISEASE LOL IDK HELP
skin: LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED ARE YOU ITCHY OR DID A SPIDER EGG SACK JUST BIRTH ON YOU
ears: THERE'S A JET PLANE 500 MILES AWAY ALSO I THINK THE NEIGHBOR IS VACUUMING
eyes: WOW EVER NOTICE HOW IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY INTO PITCH BLACKNESS YOU CAN ALMOST SEE YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE
mouth: IT'S DEATH VALLEY UP IN HERE
body: HAVE FUN TOSSING AND TURNING FOR THE NEXT 2 HOURS
me: ok
parents: BE YOURSELF!
parents: also don't dye your hair no piercings no tattoos no wow you're not wearing that also get straight a's and be a perfect child
wreck-it-mikey:
being too shy to ask for wi-fi passwords
April 2013
Que alguien se de cuenta que estas a punto de...
Trying to wake up in the morning.
htsprobs:
jhutch-forever-and-always:
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
